Ever get the feeling you're being watched?

You guys already know about my front door escapades (here and here), but since I still don't have permission to paint it (hey, I've been busy - don't judge!), I figure I may as well do something about the window right next to it.

I really hate this window. I always feel like there's someone watching us - and not in the "angels are looking out for you from heaven" sort of way. Oh no...it's more like the "I'm a creepy stalker and I'd like to secretly stare at your family as you play with your son's Fisher Price toys" kind of way. Eeep.

Source

I've thought long and hard about what to do about this dilemma. My first idea was to make a curtain to fit the window, but I really couldn't find anything that worked for the space - the size is just too funky, and I don't think a curtain would fit in anyway.

That all changed when, while at JoAnn Fabrics recently, I discovered a magical option that I hadn't thought of:

Window. Freaking. Clings.

How did I not think of this earlier?! Dude. This would totally solve my problem, while at the same time letting some much-needed light into our foyer. Plus, it would help give the house some added character. Which is what precisely what we're after, folks.

Here are some options I'm thinking about: